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attopenis 

A penis smaller than a femtopenis. Thought to be the size of of putin's penis
Putin has a attopenis
attopenis by machinesmith January 13, 2023

afropenis 

when there is so much pubic hair, there must be at least a 2 minute search for said penis before any sexual acts.
Hey Matthew, you really need to shave that afropenis before you hang out with that girl, so it will get rid of the awkwardness when she sees it.
afropenis by Lumberjack Bruce February 4, 2010

Aeropetespithekosozophobia 

Many people have developed a strange fear of the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz, but until this day there was no name for the phobia. These words are dedicated to Kim E. Blaine who was born on this date 50 years ago.

aeropetes flying

pithekos monkeys

Oz Oz

phobia fear of

phobiac person in fear of
My brother has aeropetespithekosozophobia

Aeroponics 

Like hydroponics, except the plants roots are suspended in air, and sprayed with a nutrient mixture. This is very very cool, and is the cutting edge of plant growing technology. The results are supposed to be even better than with hydroponic systems.
Aeroponics by Root January 8, 2003

AEROPISHAT! 

An exclamation; an abrupt excited utterance; a loud complaint or protest or reproach; an exclamatory rhetorical device.
Wholy AEROPISHAT! It's a swimming llama!
AEROPISHAT! by Double_A™ September 15, 2005

Aeroponics 

when the root of the plant is exposed in a hydroponic systemm and is always being sprayed with water/nutrents.BOOM!!!
Aeroponics by lalaplaoza May 9, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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