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Ant Penis 

A really tiny penis that can fully complete a cock pushup.
Joe: Check out my ant penis. *pulls down pants*
Jon: Dude its so tiny but look at it go!
Joe: Heck yes! wana see me do a cock pushup!
Jon: MORE THEN EVER!
Ant Penis by sicinfit October 22, 2008
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antipenis 

The female sexual organ as an object of derision. Pronounced like 'Antipasto'.
She's terribly ashamed of the odor and bleeding from her antipenis.
antipenis by Oogly November 12, 2007

anapenis 

the largest penis in the world, resembling an anaconda.
anapenis by HAG! May 20, 2009

Antenisha 

The most fly girl anybody can possibly ever meet . she'll make you smile and laugh throughout the day. She's a sunflower in a garden of weeds. When you meet a ANTENISHA you better treat and cherish the bond that yall have.
"Damn you see that girl over there being a bright ray of sunshine her name must be ANTENISHA"
Antenisha by P33AY3 December 20, 2020

Antipenis 

When a man tucks only his penis between his legs to reveal only two testicles, giving an illusion of an absent penis.
Roy flashed me his antipenis this morning
Antipenis by Antipenis February 18, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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