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antpenis 

a word used to describe someone with a very small penis
simon has an antpenis.
antpenis by limahl July 22, 2008
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Ant Penis 

A really tiny penis that can fully complete a cock pushup.
Joe: Check out my ant penis. *pulls down pants*
Jon: Dude its so tiny but look at it go!
Joe: Heck yes! wana see me do a cock pushup!
Jon: MORE THEN EVER!
Ant Penis by sicinfit October 22, 2008
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antipenis 

The female sexual organ as an object of derision. Pronounced like 'Antipasto'.
She's terribly ashamed of the odor and bleeding from her antipenis.
antipenis by Oogly November 12, 2007

anapenis 

the largest penis in the world, resembling an anaconda.
anapenis by HAG! May 20, 2009

Antenisha 

The most fly girl anybody can possibly ever meet . she'll make you smile and laugh throughout the day. She's a sunflower in a garden of weeds. When you meet a ANTENISHA you better treat and cherish the bond that yall have.
"Damn you see that girl over there being a bright ray of sunshine her name must be ANTENISHA"
Antenisha by P33AY3 December 20, 2020

Antipenis 

When a man tucks only his penis between his legs to reveal only two testicles, giving an illusion of an absent penis.
Roy flashed me his antipenis this morning
Antipenis by Antipenis February 18, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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