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attopenis 

A penis smaller than a femtopenis. Thought to be the size of of putin's penis
Putin has a attopenis
attopenis by machinesmith January 13, 2023
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Atommunism 

A word referring to the structure of polar molecules in chemistry, because the electrons being shared equally with emphasis towards a certain atom is similar to Stalinist Communism.
I learned about Atommunism in Chemistry today
Atommunism by Godofgamers October 6, 2008

Atomicpenisism 

Worse than micropenisism, your PP shrinks to the size of an atom. It's as very rare disease, not many people have it.
Aiden: Broski, I heard that Alex went from Micropenisism to Atomicpenisism!

Everyone else: H O W

Aiden: Don't ask me, I'm not a moron
Atomicpenisism by PP Forest God November 9, 2020

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026