astroraid

They are the best mutual and have amazing content!

@astroraid is very beautiful

by NOODLESO July 4, 2021

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

Astrotrain

A member of the Decepticon army, this robot specializes in Military Transportation. A triple-changer, Astrotrain has the ability to transform into both a train locomotive and a space shuttle, providing fast and efficient transport for his fellow Decepticons.

2) To have a confusing nature.

3) To posess two different alternate modes.

1) Astrotrain, get us out of here!

2) He's a weirdo, a total Astrotrain.

3) Dude, check out this new Transformer! Two alternate modes, it's all Astrotrain!

by Ascot July 19, 2003

astroglidoma

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

by Mario140 October 16, 2006

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003

astrotard

1. A super 'tard.

2. Someone who messes up so bad they cannot even ride the short bus.

Jimmy(not real name), decided he had his truck paid off and did not need any insurance save liability. On the way home from the BBQ decided to take the grill home for his buddies. However the coals were still hot and the wind on the freeway knocked over the grill and excited the burning coals. Setting his truck on fire. Jimmy must have looked like a real astrotard standing beside the road watching his truck burn. True story.

by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

astrokid

Someone who sees the beauty in other worldly entities, his eyes see stars when others see dust particles. Astrokid recognizes that we all have a divine energy within ourselves and we can effectively alter our own fate. His mind is cosmic and beautiful, but no one tells him enough.

Edwin Honoret sees the complex beauty in the world, he's an Astrokid.

by edwintrash June 12, 2018