Definitions by Mario140

Masturbasting 

The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.

John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.

Masturbasting by Mario140 August 23, 2009

astroglidoma 

The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.

"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning. My astroglidoma is killing me."

astroglidoma by Mario140 October 16, 2006

FOBulous 

A compliment given to the attire of your recent immigrant (FOB= Fresh Off the Boat) friends.

"Why Sameer, those sandals you have on are just FOBulous!"

FOBulous by Mario140 June 27, 2006