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ediface

An erect penis, sticking out like a tall building.
Seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface.
by hititlong January 4, 2006
mugGet the edifacemug.

Infested

The most awful state of being possible.
After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.
by hititlong December 27, 2005
mugGet the Infestedmug.

poopy pants

Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.
Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.
by hititlong January 4, 2006
mugGet the poopy pantsmug.

cheese

1. A good friend.
2. A good friend who is committing an act that steps over the line.
1. Hey cheese, what's up.
2. Listen cheese, keep your hands off my wife's ass.
by hititlong January 1, 2006
mugGet the cheesemug.

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
by hititlong January 6, 2006
mugGet the astroglide surprisemug.

elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
by hititlong January 4, 2006
mugGet the elephant girlmug.

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