elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
by hititlong January 04, 2006
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puller

A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.
It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.
by hititlong January 04, 2006
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cheese

1. A good friend.
2. A good friend who is committing an act that steps over the line.
1. Hey cheese, what's up.
2. Listen cheese, keep your hands off my wife's ass.
by hititlong January 02, 2006
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jackfest

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.
1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest
by hititlong January 04, 2006
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Infested

The most awful state of being possible.
After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.
by hititlong December 27, 2005
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astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
by hititlong January 06, 2006
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