hititlong's definitions

Infested

The most awful state of being possible.

After flying 18 hours to Japan, next to 2 smelly fat guys and 3 screaming children, I was totally infested.

by hititlong December 27, 2005

puller

A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.

It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

cheese

1. A good friend.
2. A good friend who is committing an act that steps over the line.

1. Hey cheese, what's up.
2. Listen cheese, keep your hands off my wife's ass.

by hititlong January 1, 2006

elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."

Elephant girl, go get Carol.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

jackfest

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.

1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest

by hititlong January 4, 2006

bowler

Some who plays golf and doesn't get the ball in the air.

That guy thinks he's Tiger Woods, even though he's a bowler.

by hititlong February 3, 2006

pulling

Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.

"What are you doing right now?"

Pulling.

by hititlong January 4, 2006