Definitions by hititlong

bowler 

Some who plays golf and doesn't get the ball in the air.

That guy thinks he's Tiger Woods, even though he's a bowler.

bowler by hititlong February 3, 2006

astroglide surprise 

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

astroglide surprise by hititlong January 6, 2006

puller

A more subtle way of calling someone a jerkoff/jackoff. One who pulls his pud instead of doing what he is supposed to.

It took us 6 hours to play golf because there were so many pullers in front of us.

puller by hititlong January 4, 2006

poopy pants

Being upset with a bitter look on your face in the same manner as a baby with a full diaper.

Sheila looked like Mrs. Poopy Pants when she didn't get a Louis Vuitton purse for Christmas.

poopy pants by hititlong January 4, 2006

ediface

An erect penis, sticking out like a tall building.

Seeing those giant tits gave me an ediface.

ediface by hititlong January 4, 2006

jackfest 

1. A situation where way too many people are doing nothing and getting in the way and there is a lot of waiting around.

2. A situation where everyone is raining praise on eachother.

1. The DMV is a total jackfest.

2. The board meating was a total jackfest

jackfest by hititlong January 4, 2006

pulling

Sitting around doing nothing. Jerking off.

"What are you doing right now?"

Pulling.

pulling by hititlong January 4, 2006