Astrocide

Death in space

Jimmy: if I live long enough to go to space, I’m commuting astrocide

Timopher: jimmy are you high

by Timopher October 31, 2020

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

Astrocle

An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"

Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt

by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

astride

Having you legs over and each side of an object

The girl sat astride his body slipping down onto his penis

by Kie9123 June 13, 2016

Arocide

The act of committing genocide than arson while holding hands

“Hey babe, wanna go commit Arocide?”

by C l o v e r January 13, 2022

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003

astrokid

Someone who sees the beauty in other worldly entities, his eyes see stars when others see dust particles. Astrokid recognizes that we all have a divine energy within ourselves and we can effectively alter our own fate. His mind is cosmic and beautiful, but no one tells him enough.

Edwin Honoret sees the complex beauty in the world, he's an Astrokid.

by edwintrash June 12, 2018