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Astrobate 

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.
I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.
Astrobate by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

astrodex 

A person who is a communist, but thinks in a way that makes them very centralist, they are very nice people and will never get angry in a convo
guy 1: yo I was just talking to an astrodex we had a deep convo on politics and the universe

guy 2: sounds lit astrodex's are lit people to talk to ngl
astrodex by hamstussss August 28, 2020
Jimmy: if I live long enough to go to space, I’m commuting astrocide

Timopher: jimmy are you high
Astrocide by Timopher October 31, 2020

Astrobate 

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.
when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.
Astrobate by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011

Astropadoodle 

I am an astropadoodle
Astropadoodle by K2468 July 11, 2018

astroalerts 

Best cook group
astroalerts is full of 7 year olds
astroalerts by wfaaegwaegwh February 17, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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