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Astrobate 

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.
I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.
Astrobate by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

astrodex 

A person who is a communist, but thinks in a way that makes them very centralist, they are very nice people and will never get angry in a convo
guy 1: yo I was just talking to an astrodex we had a deep convo on politics and the universe

guy 2: sounds lit astrodex's are lit people to talk to ngl
astrodex by hamstussss August 28, 2020
Jimmy: if I live long enough to go to space, I’m commuting astrocide

Timopher: jimmy are you high
Astrocide by Timopher October 31, 2020

Astrobate 

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.
when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

Astropadoodle 

I am an astropadoodle
Astropadoodle by K2468 July 11, 2018

astroalerts 

astroalerts is full of 7 year olds
astroalerts by wfaaegwaegwh February 17, 2023