astrogliding

Sliding through situations in life frictionlessly.

On March 18, 1965 Alexei Leonov was the first human to be caught astrogliding in space.

astrogliding by 303 bham May 28, 2010

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astrogliding

Verb. Meaning the act of well-lubricated anal sex or a well-lubricated handjob. The polar opposite of dryjack or dryfuck. In terms of anal, usually pertaining to fast, frenzied, and incredibly pleasurable. Never used in the singular.

1. It didn't take long for Matt to reach an incredible, trembling climax while he was furiously astrogliding his lover.
2. Nobody was interested in the fact that Jack was astrogliding to the sound of Angela's voice.

astrogliding by Miss Necrosis M. Atrophy May 16, 2006

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astrogliding • astroglidenomical

astroglidenomical

an astroglide volume of enormous magnitude; immense,

The ammount of bullshit that comes out of Khams vagina is astroglidenomical. : Dude you got screwed by that deal astroglidenomically.

astroglidenomical by Zionpsyfer and JayBerry May 13, 2006

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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