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Astroid Ass 

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
Astroid Ass by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014

astrodidous 

could mean many different things, depending on the use of the word
-atrotious
-horendous
-amazing
-Fantasticin purple pen
Wow, Bobby, ya face is so astrodidous. in a bad way
astrodidous by Kailabeth. April 10, 2009
Jimmy: if I live long enough to go to space, I’m commuting astrocide

Timopher: jimmy are you high
Astrocide by Timopher October 31, 2020
The only asteroid with a unusual name "Astroid" without the e. Sometimes people are called that.Either because their the odd one out or just the only one standing out.
Oh hello there Astroid! Still the usual little odd child. Haha.
Astroid by Emestar Metorus January 1, 2019

astrokitty 

Astrokitty, A real memer, One of the funniest Overwatch YouTubers

His fanbase is the same age as the length of my cock (2 inches)
"Astrokitty"
astrokitty by ItzMarcuz August 5, 2017

astrokitty 

AstroKitty is one of the most genuine absolute lads out there, his vids are great and so are his streams, absolute fucken legend mate
Ayo bro did you see AstroKitty’s video last night? That shit was lit man Astro’s one of the real ones man
astrokitty by Connor Model RK800 August 23, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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