astropilot

To have doggie-style position sex (with lubrication) where the partner behind does not use their hands to hold onto the hips. Also known as Free-Style Doggie-Style.

She liked watching me in the mirror when I was behind her so much, I decided to hold my head up tall and astropilot her.

astropilot by Therendy November 5, 2007

drunken autopilot 

a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;

"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"

drunken autopilot by dfro May 5, 2006

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

Astrophotographer 

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

astropot 

really good weed bla bla bla bla bla

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot

astropot by potsmoker July 28, 2006

Astrophotography 

Photographing the sky, most often the stars and the galaxy but also auroras and other galaxies far away, usually with special equipment.

Jim's really into astrophotography isn't he?

Astrophotography by MrDankYT January 22, 2020

Autopiloting 

The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.

Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."

Autopiloting by Kevo285 October 7, 2018