astropot

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yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot

by potsmoker July 28, 2006

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

Astrophotographer

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

Astrophotography

Photographing the sky, most often the stars and the galaxy but also auroras and other galaxies far away, usually with special equipment.

Jim's really into astrophotography isn't he?

by MrDankYT January 22, 2020

astronot

some one who definitely does not work for nasa and is not an astronaut.

Hi I'm Bent, Clarke Bent and and I'm an Astronot, I do not work for Nasa and have never in my life been anywhere on near or even close to the moon. No No I'm actually unemployed.

by Clark Bent September 9, 2011

Astronot

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.

In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Astroponics

AS•TRO•PON•ICS |\, a-stre-'°a°-niks
(e should be backwards & the e in pa should have 2 dots on top instead of the two dots I used two degree symbols.)

: specialty life support systems for the production of plant and animal products in microgravity, lunar, or Martian environments.

Lynn and Betty were working in the astroponics bay right after landing on Mars.

by American nomad news on YouTube January 5, 2021