Astropill

A person, usually a woman, who believes almost all, if not all, human personality and behavior is dictated by the position of celestial bodies.

Lauren said I’m a Gemini because I called her retarded, that bitch is astropilled.

“Did you hear, Hank and Chris believe in science? Typical male Sagittarius rising”

“Last time I called them out for it, they put down their honey butter chicken biscuits and called me a dumb Astropilled bitch”

by Astrobros November 23, 2020

Astroballs

The ability to attempt things that are absolutely crazy and not feel fear; a pair of balls so big they orbit the Earth.

I can't believe you did that. Doing that required some fucking Astroballs.

by Jackamabob September 1, 2009

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.

Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

by not Louis ck May 11, 2013

astrophilia

(N.) An addiction to the stars or celestial space.

Galileo Galilei was passionate about stars he had astrophilia.

by indescriptible July 2, 2015

astrophilic

A combination of the prefix "astro-" and suffix "-philic" that directly correlates to "love of the celestial body." Essentially, astrophilic is an extremely positive adjective that describes an other-worldly love/appreciation for something.

"Yo Ian, you met my new girl? She's astrophilic"
"You said that about your last three new girls"

by IanYouKnowItsTrue April 5, 2008

astrophiliac

A person who loves planets, stars, galaxies, and all things celestial.

All that astrophiliac does is stare at the sky.

by StarsStolenForU April 18, 2018