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woman who makes the poor decision of dating black men or dating a person who lives in the ghetto
Paige has mad many poor choices in her life, she turned astard even.
Astard by Oyeah23 August 3, 2011
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Astard • asstard • artard • Asgard • ATARD • Autard • AItard • aktard • artarded • asqardianz

jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.
Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.
jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

AsparDame 

The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.
My AsparDame took me out shopping for new socks and dinner at Applebees. She treats me right.
AsparDame by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
Buff man who will destroy all your holes
Astarxth destroyed CoReV hard yesterday
astarxth by bigbuffman12317173 March 19, 2021
Astar, or asti as some might know her
This girl, is beyond perfection. This girl will love you like now other. She will make you realize what true love is. No matter what your experience with previous girls are, she will by far blow them out of the water. She honestly makes perfection look trashy. You can gaze upon her glistening eyes, and you Will find your self wandering through everything you've ever wanted, lost, completely oblivious to your surroundings. And the gentle push of her plush lips, can send someone into ecstacy. And her personality will make you think like no other. "how is someone this amazing, how can they be so kind, so caring, and then be so funny and just overall fucking amazing to be around. Any time with her you spend, you will look back on and cherish so heavily. People spread shit, and be nasty to this masterpiece, but only out of pure jealousy, that they can't be that good. If you ever find your self with the luck of meeting her, cherish it. Her love is pure, and will make you feel like no other woman will. And even if you own enough stupidity to leave such perfection, you will forever put up with the consequence of never being able to meet a girl who will love you just as much as an Astar will. If you have an Astar, hold her. Kiss her. Make sure she's yours, and never let her go. She's something more than special. And you should treat her with the upmost respect, and give her all of your love. Because she will show you all of hers.
Person 1: "I looked in her eyes, and I felt lost bro, she's so amazing"

Person 2: "sounds like an astar to me"
Astar by AstarWillKnowWho;) June 23, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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