A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.
Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).
by Dude#10230213 November 20, 2006
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a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity
John is such an artard!
by jose santos March 6, 2005
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a person of significant stupidity; one who give the impression he is a retard
That artard just drove the wrong way down the street.
by w dawg March 4, 2004
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computer nerd talk for retard, only a true computer nerd could think this word up. also used in south park.
no this is not just a computer game it is a online RPG with team speak you artard!!
by Ryan Neve October 10, 2006
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Dennis, the night manager at the Dough Bowl in New Orleans. His managerial skills include threatening to be a hardass, getting in the way, and telling bad stories that involve his fat ass taking a shit while eating peanut butter. He had to trade in his trailer for a doublewide when he got married just so his elephantine wife could get through the door. But, ya know, at least he spends lots of time with his two kids, who aren't really his, WHEN HE'S NOT TELLING THEM TO GO AWAY AND LET HIM CONCENTRATE ON HIS FUCKIN HALO! First person to come to the dough bowl and get rid of my horrible boss eats free for the rest of the year.
by disgruntled cook December 7, 2004
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A person who when gets extremely intoxicated does extremely stupid stuff
Cameron was being an artard when he tackled that cop outside the bar
by 89redneck April 1, 2009
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