aktard 

A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.

"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."

aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006

aktard 

A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.

"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."

aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006

artard 

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

Autard

Noun - A person with a delayed process of development who finds difficulty in social interaction

"I was talking to Samantha, and oh boy she was being a real autard."

Autard by Vegg1e April 8, 2019

akward 

The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.

Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.

Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).

Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!

Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.

akward by vitamin_r January 19, 2008

AItard 

An artificial intellegence that makes stupid remarks/actions.

(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"

Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.

Player: "That AItard"

AItard by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009

akward hall walk 

When your walking next to someone who you know but have nothing to talk to about between school classes.

today, i was walking next to my crush in the hall, with nothing to say. It was a total akward hall walk.

akward hall walk by singletilldeath.com August 28, 2009