A person who can drink so much alcohol without showing physical signs of drunkenness that they would be considered a heavyweight amongst the Asgardians of Norse mythology.
John: Jimmy just finished a bottle of Jaeger all by himself! How is he still functional?
Jake: He's an asgardian heavyweight. He's probably just a little buzzed after that.
When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.