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Asgardian heavyweight 

A person who can drink so much alcohol without showing physical signs of drunkenness that they would be considered a heavyweight amongst the Asgardians of Norse mythology.

John: Jimmy just finished a bottle of Jaeger all by himself! How is he still functional?

Jake: He's an asgardian heavyweight. He's probably just a little buzzed after that.

Asgardian heavyweight by Shitshatpattywhack June 12, 2018

asgardian sit down

When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.

My friend invited me over for an ASGARDIAN SIT DOWN. I wasn't expecting that.

asgardian sit down by trey anthony January 14, 2026