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1) An Astard is what a b-ist calls a Bastard. People who do not appreciate the letter B will use the term astard.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.
by TheSoloSaint April 03, 2011
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woman who makes the poor decision of dating black men or dating a person who lives in the ghetto
Paige has mad many poor choices in her life, she turned astard even.
by Oyeah23 August 03, 2011
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