AsparDame
The female version of a Splenda Daddy. When she lacks the funds to be a Sugar Momma but still tries to spoil you.
AsparDame by Herbiekamp December 3, 2018
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Aspartame Daddy
He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.
Aspartame Daddy by Necromantia April 1, 2016
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aspartame
A rather large, unstable chemical that some people claim tastes like sugar.
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody
Despite being called an 'additive' it breaks down into numerous other chemicals, one of which is very bad for people with a certain genetic disorder. Methyl alcohol (the stuff in windshield wiper fluid) is also a common by-product and really isn't good for anybody
Aspartame Arse
The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
Aspartame Arse by Alexis Robinson March 15, 2007
aspartame arse
The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
aspartame arse by Alex in Scarborough December 14, 2008
Aspartame Daddy
A man that puts up a front of being wealthy to pick up women but does not have the actual money to back it up. Opposite of a "Sugar Daddy".
Hey, saw you out with that rich guy Saturday night Lawanda." "Nah, stay away from him, girl. He just acting rich, he got a roll of $1 bills that would choke a squirrel. He a Aspartame Daddy
Aspartame Daddy by Slimers July 26, 2011
Asparageese
will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.
Asparageese by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017