assthrax

1. What happens to your ass the morning after a night of binge drinking.

2. General illness involving one's ass.

1) Dude, I've got one serious case of assthrax.

2) Man, my bum is on fire. It must be the assthrax.

3) Chipotle is rowdy. I think I've got the assthrax.

by Morning News February 12, 2008

asstrax

What your wife hates to find on your underwear on laundry day.

Mildred had to soak the whites in bleach for two days just to get out those nasty asstrax on Wilbur's jockeys.

by Russ W. August 22, 2007