asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

Austinite

A person Who lives in the city of Austin, Texas and some of the close surrounding citys.

Austinite: Keep Austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..

by Emerald October 23, 2005

asstote

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

Assinite

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

by Bamarama March 21, 2010

asstynine

The process of licking someone's asshole while he or she proceeds to lick yours simoultaneously. A more advanced version of the traditional sixtynine position.

Chris: "Hey man, did you lick that bitches ass last night?"

Ian: "Ya man, I asstynine'd that ho."

by Anal Connessiure September 26, 2009