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assonate 

The term that suggests that an assassination was completed in a sexy manner.
Hey, did you hear about the president, the sun of a bitch did not even have to courtesy to assonate him he just shot him.
assonate by 46cjb November 29, 2010
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arsonated 

verb.
Mocking and taunting about burning of religious compounds, abodes, cars, or any other shit.
I burned down your fucking house. You've been arsonated.
arsonated by Janet-Reno October 6, 2011
When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)
YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!
Assinated by Biggiely August 10, 2018

Assinate 

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.
"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"
Assinate by Mylogylo August 21, 2008
The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.
Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
Assinated by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008

Assinate 

To twerk on someone until death.
Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...
Assinate by parvnoide July 17, 2016

Assinate 

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.
Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.
Assinate by Mr Howell December 21, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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