Ashtonitus is a disease. When you start to stutter, or slur words, and say things completely out of order, where no one understands you because you sound stupid, it's because you have a bad case of Ashtonitus. If you find yourself reading, talking, or writing as if you were dyslexic, just call it when you see it, and it should go away shortly.

ugh...muhnamuhna..ummurm...Who does this belong bamboo to?.. grrd damit.. Darn Ashtonitus!

ashtonitus by nicole asuncion May 2, 2007

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assonate

The term that suggests that an assassination was completed in a sexy manner.

Hey, did you hear about the president, the sun of a bitch did not even have to courtesy to assonate him he just shot him.

assonate by 46cjb November 29, 2010

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asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

asstonite by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

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