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Iced asspresso
First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)
Iced asspresso by 009.5 January 21, 2020
assdress
A dress made entirely out of human ass hair.
Ass hair is collected and then woven to create a beautiful fabric. Ethnicity of the donors will determine the color of the fabric, although dying of the fabric has become increasingly popular through the use of hydrogen peroxide.
Ass hair is collected and then woven to create a beautiful fabric. Ethnicity of the donors will determine the color of the fabric, although dying of the fabric has become increasingly popular through the use of hydrogen peroxide.
Asstress
(Noun) Ass.tress
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
The very beginning of Pitbull's Hotel Room Service music video couldn't be a more perfect example of a asstress.
Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.
*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*
Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.
*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*
Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
Driving Assessor
A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.
Driving Assessor by woaeyu July 8, 2011
Assessory
Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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