2 definitions by Sodacan

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(Noun) Ass.tress
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
The very beginning of Pitbull's Hotel Room Service music video couldn't be a more perfect example of a asstress.

Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.

*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*

Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
by Sodacan January 18, 2010
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So Cute u(you) emit effeminate eek. This is not only an acronym it is the onomatopoeia or actual sound being made.

pronunciation: (Sk.weee)
Woman talking to friend: o my gosh! I saw the cutest little kitty today at the pet store. He was so cute I almost Scueee'd.

Manly man: Nothing in the world will ever make me SQUEEE.
Man#2: aww look at this kitty picture hugging a bunny.
Manly man: SQUEEE!!
by Sodacan April 13, 2010
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