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Assessory 

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.
Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!
Assessory by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007
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Assessory 

an accessory for one's ass.
when girls wear only legging and a shirt. there should be something to break up the blank canvas that is your ass. a belt or a skirt or even pockets count as an assessory.
Assessory by kedog September 15, 2009

Accessory Friend 

A friend with whom you hang out with only to better your personal image. An accessory friend is often mean, snotty and disliked by the entire friend group. The only reason the accessory friend is tolerated is because of their above average looks.
Bob: "Nicole, why do you hang out with Barb? I'm pretty sure that my antisocial cat has a better personality than her".

Nicole: "Good question! Barb is just my accessory friend. I only hang out with her because she makes me look good... kind of like these diamond earrings that I'm wearing.

Bob: "Good point. I guess she is kind of hot".
Accessory Friend by Urbankid123 September 6, 2013

bio-accessory

a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits
Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her bio-accessory, Bit Bit, until she started carrying around babies instead. Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog.
bio-accessory by KathMac December 9, 2008
Word of the Day on January 12, 2007

unnecessary accessory 

A clothing accessory that serves no function. These include wristbands, necklaces, as opposed to wristwatches and sweat bands.
Pirate: Them white beads on yer orange neck is an unnecessary accessory mate.
Guido: Damn dood these are mah good luck charms.

Accessory Man 

A surfer that has every piece of surfer gear imaginable and uses it all at the same time, regardless of whether the circumstances call for it.
Look at that accessory man trying to catch the tube.
Accessory Man by Beneski August 26, 2007

Accessory whore 

1.Usually a female who is completly obsessed with accessories such as purses, sunglasses, jewelery.etc.
Girl 1- Look at that girls cute sunglasses...
girl 2- ....cute purse.......
Girl 1- ....cute necklace....
Girl 2- ....cute earrings....
Girl 1- ....cute braclet.....
Girl 2- WHAT AN ACCESSORY WHORE!
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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