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DO NOT TRY.

Putting espresso up your ass for fast absorbtion.

DO NOT TRY.

Starbucks employees are known to do this when they are tired and dragging ass at work.

DO NOT TRY.
DO NOT TRY.

"I was tired at work the other day so I had some Asspresso."

DO NOT TRY.
by Starfux January 17, 2010
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When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.
When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.
by Doyle February 18, 2004
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