Doyle's definitions

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Meximelt

Two fine ass latina sluts mixed in with a lucky male contestant.

I could have settled for a waverunner, but I have high expectations and I grabbed two latin bombshells and had myself a little meximelt.

by doyle December 5, 2003

Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

kree kree

A boy who likes to fish in the porcelain pond & eat corn back dolphins

I saw a kree kree in the mens restroom with a fishing pole & a full stringer of peanut headed eels.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

bone rub

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.

I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

muppet

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."

by Doyle September 6, 2004

A Slater

A woman sits naked on top of a glass table & takes a shit while you lay under the table & masturbate

She served up a mean slater with a side of corn

by Doyle February 11, 2004