asspression 

When you got diarrea so bad that your ass can't help keep it in and keeps shooting out poo like a volcano and you have to live in the bathroom as your ass keeps throwing up into the toilet.

Dam that nigga got asspression wit an attitude, he be filling that sewer with ass vomit, he done cost the tax payer millions.

While I was tapping that ass I slipped out and then she lost it and started to asspression all over the place, the whole room smelled like ass vomit, I started to vomit on dat bitch like for real, it was like her ass needed an exorcism.

Ray-ray was walking to pick up the scoop at Kelly Park and suddenly he had an asspression and shit himself so bad he had strip heself naked and run home painting the road like da construction crew do.

asspression by Inter-Urbanz January 14, 2012

Iced asspresso 

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)

Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.

Iced asspresso by 009.5 January 21, 2020

Asspresso 

DO NOT TRY.

Putting espresso up your ass for fast absorbtion.

DO NOT TRY.

Starbucks employees are known to do this when they are tired and dragging ass at work.

DO NOT TRY.

DO NOT TRY.

"I was tired at work the other day so I had some Asspresso."

DO NOT TRY.

Asspresso by Starfux January 18, 2010

aimpression 

An state of depression only shown on AIM, but not in real-life.

AIM Away message - "I hate the world." or "I'm so sad" or "...uggh, not happy"

Real life - "Hey guys! What's up?!? Lets go get pizza!"

The away messages show aimpression. Notice how our subject is happy when he/she is not on aim.

aimpression by kanakkanakka November 25, 2005

asspresso 

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

asspresso by Doyle February 18, 2004

aspression 

a gloriously thought-out design, often seen in tunnels and walls; mainly used in conjunction with "Production" (i.e. Aspression Production)

Boquifa: Did you see that Aspression Production?!
Jamaal: Yeah I did! That stuff is the shit!

aspression by Boquifa and Jamaal February 18, 2009