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Asspresso
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DO NOT TRY.
Putting espresso up your
ass
for
fast
absorbtion.
DO NOT TRY.
Starbucks employees are known to do this when they are tired and dragging
ass
at work.
DO NOT TRY.
DO NOT
TRY
.
"I was tired at work the other
day
so I had some Asspresso."
DO NOT
TRY
.
Asspresso
by
Starfux
January 18, 2010