asspp 

Is something jake sucks

asspp

asspp by Kskdkf March 29, 2022

asspples 

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.

Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.

asspples by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011

assphattuation 

An infatuation with nice rear ends.

Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.

assphattuation by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012

assphalt 

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina

For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.

assphalt by scholzilla September 4, 2009

Assphyxiation 

When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.

When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.

Assphyxiation by Smmimmy January 24, 2009

Assipal syndrome 

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.

assipal syndrome

Assipal syndrome by rain97 April 24, 2022

asspilgrim

noun) one who engages in sodomy or anal penetration of another. one who pilgrimizes or anally explores another's back side.

verb) the act of sodomizing another. pilgrimizing or anally penetrating a victim.

noun) Bobby was raped by the asspilgrim. I was scared of the asspilgrim lurking in the park.

verb) John was asspilgrimming Bobby. It is very painful to be asspilgrimmed.

asspilgrim by Ted Cheatham April 17, 2007