asspportunity

a opportunity to have sex or a person whith wich there is an opportunity to have sex.

I'm going to talk to him, I sence an asspportunity.

asspportunity by Aaron February 24, 2005

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window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

window of assportunity by newsteve August 16, 2011

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apportunity

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

apportunity by Misterque December 25, 2011

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Asspurtunity

An opportunity to get ass.

Yo dude let's hit up that party this weekend there will be a lot of slutty chicks there. It'll be a sick asspurtunity. Hopefully I'll get my weiner and/or vaj touched.

Asspurtunity by eneman182 December 3, 2011

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assportunity

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

assportunity by jakevt March 29, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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