asspportunity 

a opportunity to have sex or a person whith wich there is an opportunity to have sex.

I'm going to talk to him, I sence an asspportunity.

asspportunity by Aaron February 24, 2005

window of assportunity 

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

window of assportunity by newsteve August 16, 2011

apportunity 

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

apportunity by Misterque December 25, 2011

Asspurtunity 

An opportunity to get ass.

Yo dude let's hit up that party this weekend there will be a lot of slutty chicks there. It'll be a sick asspurtunity. Hopefully I'll get my weiner and/or vaj touched.

Asspurtunity by eneman182 December 3, 2011

assportunity

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

assportunity by jakevt March 29, 2009