asspoop

noun; Term used to describe someone who plays with the fecal matter of his or her peers.

I caught John playing with my turds again, he's quite an asspoop.

asspoop by R.J. Fritch January 9, 2008

assopopulous 

This is When You pucker up your butt hole to resemble a kiss then you place it on your partner and begin kissing him/her.

My girlfriend gave me an assopopulous on my chin....

assopopulous by fernandob July 29, 2007

Asspope 

noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes

Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope

Asspope by Mattricio January 1, 2003

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

asspoodle by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

Asshoop 

The act of playing basketball while butt naked.

Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park to asshoop later?

"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"

Asshoop by Assketballislyf August 21, 2015

asspop 

From a foamy clip, a lollipop inserted into the ass. This lollipop may be sold in an auction to horny geeks or may be used in sexual play to feed to your partner.

Support the foamy cult, buy an asspop today!
She never knew it was an asspop I fed her.

asspop by ravenwyck April 24, 2006

AssProphet 

A superior being, endowed with phenomenal wisdom and absurdity.

There were some who went away angry, some who went away confused, but all were enlightened by the AssProphet.

AssProphet by a loyal follower September 1, 2004