Asshoop

The act of playing basketball while butt naked.

Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park to asshoop later?

"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"

by Assketballislyf August 21, 2015

asswhooper

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar

1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.

by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

asshood

The utmost degree of potential assholery.

Cuddy: (after House declared over the hospital balcony that they slept together) THIS IS BEYOND ASSHOOD!

by Steve McQueen's ghost May 21, 2009

Asshooligan

1. The state of being a hooligan and an ass or retard at the same time.

Sean is one big fuckin' asshooligan.

by Ken B. January 15, 2006

Asswhoopery

The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.

Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.

by Praxist January 20, 2010

asshoogle

(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

by jula88 October 13, 2011

asswhoopinworthy

When someone does something so infuriating that breaking the law is the last thing on your mind.

My kid hit me in the face with a rock. This is so asswhoopinworthy!

by TheSpacedCowboy August 11, 2016