Asshoop

The act of playing basketball while butt naked.

Also referred to as Sphincter Scrimmage in Central Europe and Nude Narkies in Southwest Asia and Australia

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park to asshoop later?

"Dude, that was such a crazy game of asshoop Yesterday"
"Yeah, we should do that again sometime"

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asswhooper

1. One that initiates many beatdowns
2. the skinny end of a broken oar

1. crowbar was a real asswhooper when he was in WCW
2. Fouts awoke kent by whacking him on the leg with asswhooper.

asswhooper by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004

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Cuddy: (after House declared over the hospital balcony that they slept together) THIS IS BEYOND ASSHOOD!

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1. The state of being a hooligan and an ass or retard at the same time.

Sean is one big fuckin' asshooligan.

Asshooligan by Ken B. January 15, 2006

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The state of fighting or being a fighter especially in relation to one's fighting ability.

Larry's efforts to combine jiu jitsu and capoeira have made him even more highly skilled at asswhoopery.

Asswhoopery by Praxist January 20, 2010

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(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

asshoogle by jula88 October 13, 2011

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When someone does something so infuriating that breaking the law is the last thing on your mind.

My kid hit me in the face with a rock. This is so asswhoopinworthy!

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