asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

asspoodle by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

assplode

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

assplode by dispenser January 19, 2006

asshoogle 

(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

asshoogle by jula88 October 13, 2011

asspole 

1. term used to define an asshole pole
2. term used when someone has a huge Polish sausage

1. hey you asspole go back to Poland
2. man you have a freacking huge ass asspole

asspole by LamoTrig March 6, 2008

assgoogle 

Assgoogle is an asshole who, instead of giving people information that they easily could have, they tell everyone to "google it" They're also a smart ass about it.

'Hey dude, you're an I.T guy, what is an IP address?"

"Oh that's easy, google it"

And that is an assgoogle.

assgoogle by Rachet Clank November 2, 2013

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

assplode by pennyloafer September 14, 2008

Asshoole

A snarky and clever young woman with wit and good looks.

The asshoole of the class broke the stereotypes of pretties blond girls everywhere, as she had the highest marks and best thought process in the class.

Asshoole by forkychips December 17, 2010