asspooh

When dealing with large quantities of food, members of the Tahichi tribe used sticks of bamboo (called teih pipes) to massage their abdomens in order to digest food proficiently. It is believed that one tribe member ate so much food that the teih pipes were not enough. So the tribe leader, Waehay, judo kicked the member square in the cooch, creating a force so immeasurable that his abdomen had no choice but to release a rocket turd out of his rectum. The other members were so shocked by the triumph, they decided an onomatopoeia represented the event fairly, leaving this sound to be named asspooh.

My god. Did you hear what Dale just created in our bathroom? It was like: ASSPOOH!!!

by Yesssssa December 16, 2021

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

asspoop

noun; Term used to describe someone who plays with the fecal matter of his or her peers.

I caught John playing with my turds again, he's quite an asspoop.

by R.J. Fritch January 9, 2008

Asspoor

cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as ass.

Celene Dion's lyrics are asspoor!

I did asspoor on my math exam!

We played 18 holes of minigolf last night and I scored an 82. ASSPOOR!

by heltaskelta June 25, 2009