asspooh
When dealing with large quantities of food, members of the Tahichi tribe used sticks of bamboo (called teih pipes) to massage their abdomens in order to digest food proficiently. It is believed that one tribe member ate so much food that the teih pipes were not enough. So the tribe leader, Waehay, judo kicked the member square in the cooch, creating a force so immeasurable that his abdomen had no choice but to release a rocket turd out of his rectum. The other members were so shocked by the triumph, they decided an onomatopoeia represented the event fairly, leaving this sound to be named asspooh.
