Sexual Assort 

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

Sexual Assort by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.

Your wife has a box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

Assertiveness 

To speak clearly your mind

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy

Assertiveness by McRule June 9, 2004

assport 

The act of transporting an object by the means of your rectum.

The Mexican on my flight tried to assport coke on to the flight, of course he got caught.

assport by VTPinky December 2, 2010

Assert Dominance 

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.

He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

Assert Dominance by frick_I_dropped_my_cabbage December 7, 2020

asserting dominance 

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

asserting dominance by youeboom123 May 30, 2021