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Assortments

A term created by my mom to describe the crazy weirdos and mental people that you see on downtown city streets. You will find assortments in every major city. Although, Philadelphia seems to have a lot of them. The assortments like to congregate near main city streets, tourist areas, convention centers and public transportation stations.

Sometimes, the assortments will ask you for money. Other times, they walk down the streets arguing or muttering something to themselves. They are completely mental so it's best to avoid them and not give them anything.
My mom would tell me to be careful downtown and to watch out for the assortments on Market Street.
Assortments by addhead14 November 12, 2011
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ASSortment 

Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.
Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.
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Dirty Assortment 

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.
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What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison 

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“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”

2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)
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