asslergic 

The allergic reaction of one's ass to a particular substance or person

Tom is denomstrating a asslergic reaction to shannon

asslergic by Tomx2 September 24, 2016

I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.

This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.

Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.

Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.

“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.

Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.

The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.

I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 28, 2023

Mentally Allergic

To hate someone or something with a passion, to the point of feeling sick when it or they near...

To show invollentary physical signs(shuddering, cringing, face or body twitching, eyes-rolling) of hate towards an Item or Person when it nears.

That person that makes you cringe at first sight... you're mentally allergic to them.

That country music singer's voice that sickens you at first sound... You're mentally allergic to it.

That certain food that the sight/smell/taste of makes you wanna puke... you may not be physically allergic to it, but you are mentally allergic to it!!!

Cool guy: standin' chillin.
Village idiot: "hey dude, What's up?"
Cool guy: Shuddering, body shaking, green in the face, "get away from me!"
Village idiot: "what's wrong?"
Cool guy: "I'm mentally allergic to you!"

Mentally Allergic by Redwings Addict June 3, 2009

Allergic Chomp 

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.

Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.

Allergic Chomp by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

i'm allergic to bullshit 

just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says.
came from a line in "I,Robot".

1: I did that hot girl last night!
2: *sneezes* Oh sorry dude, I'm allergic to bullshit.

i'm allergic to bullshit by KRHimself October 9, 2004

I'm allergic to people 

A synonym for "I'm an introvert"

I can't go to the school dance, I'm allergic to people

I'm allergic to people by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 20, 2021

Allergicide 

Suicide based on severe distress due to allergies.

"My allergies are killin me - I'm just going to commit allergicide and just be done with it."

"<Crshhhh> Looks like we got another case of allergicide. Over. <crshhhh>"

"Cause of death: Allergicide."

Allergicide by stevepg82 April 15, 2010