Assify 

adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.

p.tense Assified

con. tense Assifying

He is going to assify that room I just know it.

Did you see how she assified that car?

Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?

Assify by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assify; assified 

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

assiya 

Some one who's funny and great to be around. They always crack controversial jokes that could make anyone laugh

Assiya your so funny

assiya by Sabby_mo April 9, 2017

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assiya 

This name means healer. A funny individual who makes friends easily without trying. Mainly viewed as a leader nice and loving with a sinister side.

I just gave birth to my daughter, and I wish to name her Assiya.

Assiya by Touah June 18, 2018

dumb-assity 

The audacity of the dumbass.

my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!

dumb-assity by fixit fox May 20, 2009

Assified 

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

Assified by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003