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Assholiosmosis 

The process of becoming an asshole by dating an asshole.
"She wasn't an asshole until she started dating that asshole. It was total assholiosmosis."

Assholiosis 

A disease in which the patient acts like an asshole, talks like an asshole, does asshole things and has asshole stuff
If you cut me off with that fancy car you have just get chicks with, you might have Assholiosis
Assholiosis by boomboombow March 8, 2015

assholeiosis 

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.
Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.
assholeiosis by briguy3 November 26, 2009

Assholeosis 

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...
“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"
Assholeosis by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholiosis 

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")
His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.
assholiosis by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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