assholeiosos

A common ailment affecting almost all of the male gender. No known cure as of yet although there are ongoing studies as to the cause.

My son's have a bad case of assholeiosos.

by WeBeHere January 27, 2017

Assholiosmosis

The process of becoming an asshole by dating an asshole.

"She wasn't an asshole until she started dating that asshole. It was total assholiosmosis."

by Eachies & Ickies August 11, 2014

Assholiosis

A disease in which the patient acts like an asshole, talks like an asshole, does asshole things and has asshole stuff

If you cut me off with that fancy car you have just get chicks with, you might have Assholiosis

by boomboombow March 8, 2015

assholeiosis

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.

Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.

by briguy3 November 26, 2009

Assholeosis

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...

“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"

by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014