Assholiosis 

A disease in which the patient acts like an asshole, talks like an asshole, does asshole things and has asshole stuff

If you cut me off with that fancy car you have just get chicks with, you might have Assholiosis

Assholiosis by boomboombow March 8, 2015

assholiosis 

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

assholiosis by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014

Assholitis  

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

Assholitis by xicana xingona June 21, 2007

assholatosis 

A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.

Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.

assholatosis by snowpimper May 24, 2009

Assholios 

A cereal that contains brown stars and dingleberries. The cereal is part of a complete anal breakfast and it is Mother Approved! Derived from the cereal Cheerios.

Jose (Obe): Hey Jerry you want some of my Assholios?
Jerry: Does it have those brownstars marshmellows and dingleberries?
Jose (Obe): You know it!
Jerry: Mmmm. Taste so good. Thanks Buddy.
Jose (Obe): Ahhh It feels so good.

Assholios by zoid, jerrica, obe March 23, 2012

Assholitosis 

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

Assholitosis by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

assholitis 

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

assholitis by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007