microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

by OG-BB1966 August 02, 2019

Slargy

A combination of "sluggish" and "lethargic." Lazy, unproductive and unmotivated. Connotes disdain.

"I'm so slargy today. I just want to stay in my pajamas, do bong hits, and sit on the couch eating Fritos."

by OG-BB1966 December 28, 2014

Eeyorism

Something Eeyore would say. Something depressing, pessimistic, and completely anti-Tiggerish.

He utters an Eeyorism every five seconds. I seriously think he could benefit from a double dose of Prozac, laced with Red Bull.

by OG-BB1966 October 30, 2014

emoticondriac

Someone who consistently overuses emoticons.

My friend Larry is a total emoticondriac. Sixteen smileys in a row is just overkill.

by OG-BB1966 January 13, 2018

WTMFH

What The Mother Fucking Hell

WTMFH did Donald Trump mean when he tweeted that thing about Chelsea Clinton "holding a seat for her mother at the table?"

by OG-BB1966 July 12, 2017

Snarksenal

Arsenal of snarky barbs.

Thanks for explaining what "fish wife" means. Another gem for my snarksenal.

by OG-BB1966 July 26, 2019

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 01, 2014