assholeiosis
assholeiosis by briguy3 November 26, 2009
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assholeitis
A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009
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assholatosis
A condition whereby the asshole is constantly stinking whether its clean or dirty. Persistent stink is usually caused by a weak sphincter coupled with a leaking of clear colonic fluid. This ass juice rapidly spreads and quickly penetrates the underclothing and outerwear causing the high malodorous scent. This scent can be readily detected simply by walking behind the sufferer. Walking up stairs directly behind a person with this condition is particularly unpleasant. Washing the asshole at this point becomes pointless as the leaking fluid will soon reappear with the same unpleasant characteristics. An old wine cork will sometimes be the simplest solution.
Jesus Christ man! Don't you ever bathe? You've got the worst case of assholatosis that I've ever smelled. For God's sake man, clean up your act.
assholatosis by snowpimper May 24, 2009
Assholitosis
This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.
Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."
Assholitosis by Shaman_X January 19, 2009
Assholeianisim
their lives are assholeianisim personified
Assholeianisim by DpcxAlphaMale August 20, 2009
assholeianisim
not only a new word ,,,, but a way of life for assholes ,,, what she jack the stalker is,, someone thats such a loser its amazing
assholeianisim by Dpcx of aol July 30, 2008
Assholiosis
A disease in which the patient acts like an asshole, talks like an asshole, does asshole things and has asshole stuff
Assholiosis by boomboombow March 8, 2015
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