Definitions by PaulTheZombie

asshoarder 

ass⋅hoard⋅er as-hohrd-er
–noun Vulgar.

1. Slang.

An asshole who accumulates money, food, or the like for selfish reasons and at the expense of others.

"Who's the asshoarder that drank my last two beers?"

asshoarder by PaulTheZombie February 10, 2010