asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad is a huge asswizard.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

asswizard

One who wizards the ass.

That Brad sure is an asswizard.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

awkwizard

Someone who displays awkwardness with uncanny wizard-like ability. An extremelly awkward person.

"Did you see how many times Erin fell in that soccer game?"
"Yeah, she is such an awkwizard."

by geewizard July 1, 2007

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

Assward

Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

by bretfort October 3, 2008

Ass Wizard

1.Anyone who posseses the skill of taking it in the ass.
2.Gay man in a wizard's costume.
3.Used as the ultimate insult.

Sam: Man, you're so retarded!

Joel: Smoke my pole ass wizard.

Sam has no comeback, because there is no comeback to being called am ass wizard.

by AJZ - colubus day 2008 February 20, 2009

asshazard

A person or thing imposing an immediate threat to your ass. Mainly a gay guy or for girls, a pervert.

Person 1: Make sure you keep your back against the wall around Gossett.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He sneaks looks man. He's an asshazard to have around.

by Murgantagh March 6, 2010