asshayward

A trashy aZn wordwhoreface/word.

roffle what an asshayward.

asshayward by pensi jones roffle April 4, 2003

asshazard

A person or thing imposing an immediate threat to your ass. Mainly a gay guy or for girls, a pervert.

Person 1: Make sure you keep your back against the wall around Gossett.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He sneaks looks man. He's an asshazard to have around.

asshazard by Murgantagh March 6, 2010

asshatard 

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

asshatard by BandV September 6, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008