assgrab

definition: when you grab tightly around your ass, or someone else's. Also used as and expression or interjection.

1. Sally assgrabbed me hard because she was horney.
2. that ride is so assgrab, dude!
3. I jumped out in fear as he yelled out: assgrab!

by mike b February 18, 2005

assgrabber machine

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

ass grab

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.

James' ass grab made her jump

by rapmac November 10, 2009

National ass grab day

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator

Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep

by notheretoday April 20, 2021

asscrab

similar to the facehugger from Alien and the Headcrab from halflife, the asscrab kills you after it used your body, but the asscrab attacks your ass instead of the head

beware of the asscrab

by lifeismuchbetterwithoutaname February 25, 2008

assgarb

someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.

Jerry is such an assgarb.

by dannyshamas November 21, 2010

asscrabAids

Crabs that come out of your ass that's have aids.

Multiple college students missed class today because of asscrabAids.

by Silky Johnson & BucKNASTY June 3, 2020