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assgrabber machine 

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.
Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!
assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008

ass grab 

gripping someone's ass to show affection or desire, especially in public.
James' ass grab made her jump
ass grab by rapmac November 10, 2009

National ass grab day 

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep
similar to the facehugger from Alien and the Headcrab from halflife, the asscrab kills you after it used your body, but the asscrab attacks your ass instead of the head
beware of the asscrab
someone whose attitudes are layered in assitude, a super asshat.
Jerry is such an assgarb.
assgarb by dannyshamas November 21, 2010

asscrabAids 

Crabs that come out of your ass that's have aids.
Multiple college students missed class today because of asscrabAids.