assforest

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The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

assforest by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007

Words you can keep

Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.

Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.

Assfrost by OFortVny January 11, 2010

Related Words

assforest • afforestated • asscrest • assfore • Assfort • assfreshner • Assfrost • Assholest • asspores • Ass First

asscrest

Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.

"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."

"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."

asscrest by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011

assfore

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

assfore by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

assfreshner

Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.

Man, I bought this new body wash and it's a real assfreshner.

assfreshner by mysted March 12, 2015

Assfort

The making of an fort in an ass.

Yo dawg that emo kid that be playa hating is an Assfort.

Yo yo yo Assfort

Die die die my Assfort

Assfort by Indgo Moss June 3, 2005

Assholest

Being the biggest asshole.

Jimmy is the most assholest person I've ever met.

Assholest by MrsCWells January 26, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026