assforest
Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!
assforest by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007
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asscrest
Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.
"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."
"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."
"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."
asscrest by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011
assfore
assfore by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008
assfreshner
Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.
assfreshner by mysted March 12, 2015
Assfort
Assfort by Indgo Moss June 3, 2005
Assholest
Being the biggest asshole.
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