assforest 

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

assforest by nothejealoustype July 24, 2007

Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.

Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.

Assfrost by OFortVny January 11, 2010

asscrest 

Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.

"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."

"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."

asscrest by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011

assfore 

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

assfore by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

assfreshner 

Assfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your rectum with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your asshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. Symptoms may last several hours.

Man, I bought this new body wash and it's a real assfreshner.

assfreshner by mysted March 12, 2015

Assfort 

The making of an fort in an ass.

Yo dawg that emo kid that be playa hating is an Assfort.

Yo yo yo Assfort

Die die die my Assfort

Assfort by Indgo Moss June 3, 2005

Assholest 

Being the biggest asshole.

Jimmy is the most assholest person I've ever met.

Assholest by MrsCWells January 26, 2009