Assfort
Assfort by Indgo Moss June 3, 2005
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A Box Of Assorted Creams
Your wife has a box of assorted creams.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003
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Assfertaste
A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.
Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?
Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.
Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.
Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
Assfertaste by Girthquake December 7, 2012
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box of assorted creams
box of assorted creams by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004
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